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Joke of the Day

"I wish I could reenact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades Of Gray Like the one where she gets a job right out of college."

"Why did the operation Barbarossa fail? The supreme commander didn't have the balls required."

"hey guys maybe girls are so cold all the time because you make us shave off all our hair"

"What language does a patio speak? Porch-uguese"

"What do you call a crazy bug that lives in space? A lunar-tick"

"I saw two lesbians kissing in the park. ""There's a time and a place for that,"" I told my wife. She said, ""Yeah..."" I said, ""It's 9pm and my house."""

"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground Roasted Cream filled (For the reddit down under, long black/flat white)"

"Did you hear about Mike Tyson's opinion on ears? He had some biting commentary on the matter."

"Today, a midget insulted me, so I had no choice but to punch him in the face... I never thought I'd stoop so low"

"Women have always been selfish, even when they were created. They had to have 2 x-chromosomes not 1."