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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pony mixed with a robot? RoboClop....so sorry"
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"Years ago I bought a dress for my wife at a store that sells hard-to-find items. I asked why I never see her wearing it. She said she can't find it."
"You know what they say about people with big feet? They exert less ground pressure. Because their penis is so big it acts like a third leg."
"*wife wonders where I am in the store* *hears glass shatter* *knows where I am*"
"Pinocchio in love So Pinocchio says to his father: 'Dad I'm in love!', his dad replies 'That's great, now you want me to carve you some penis?' 'No, better drill me a hole at the back' @_@"
"Why did Hitler suicide? He got the gas bill"
"""Why don't you have kids yet?"" is a great question, ma'am, but I'm saving that conversation for the right total stranger at this gym."
"A terrorist walks into a Christmas party Just kidding. He drove."
"Tonight I'm going to party like it's 1999 Because back then the worst thing I had to worry about was just a computer glitch destroying civilization."
"Why did god create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn! :D"