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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pony mixed with a robot? RoboClop....so sorry"
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"I could tell you some great jokes about unemployed people... But none of them work."
"There are 3 types of pain... 1.) Pain. 2.) Excruciating Pain. 3.) STEPPING ON A LEGO!"
"Wife walked in on me... Fucking our daughter. I don't know what she was more shocked about me fucking my daughter or the hospital allowing me to being home a still born"
"Why do gay clubs float so well? They're flambuoyant."
"People think Jesus was so great... But all he did was give fish to a thousand people.   You forget that Hitler made 6 million people toast."
"""I piss off a lot of deaf people when I talk"" -Italians"
"If a man hits a woman while driving his car, who's fault is it? Contrary to popular belief, it is the man's fault. There is no reason for him to drive in the kitchen."
"My uncles wife is a sex therapist. (Possibly NSFW?) I call her Aunty climax."
"[break-in] BURGLAR: [cracks safe] COP: Not so fast, kiddo BURGLAR: [cracks safe more slowly]"