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Joke of the Day
"How does the beer brewer get around with a broken ankle? He hops."
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"Doc Brown and Marty are watching the news The newscaster announces ""Due to a large string of worker protests in the United States the price of cheese has gone up 200%"" Doc Brown: ""Grate, Scott!"""
"My dick is like my grades.... Because its curved."
"Not sure if this girl I'm talking to online is real, so on our first date I'm gonna bring an image captcha for her to solve."
"Bernie Sanders fans say ""Feel the Bern."" Gary Johnson fans say Feel the Johnson."
"I didn't realise Trump had a communist streak, but... His call for people of the world to seize the means of reproduction was rather stirring!"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irish family? None"
"I hope that fat guy didn't notice me glancing at the weight limit sign on the elevator just now. Or clearing my throat and pointing at it."
"The first rule of Alzheimer's club, Is don't talk about Chess club."
"What did the philosophically-wise Mongol general say to motivate himself? I'm not Immanuel Kant. I'm Genghis Kahn!"