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Joke of the Day
"What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands? ""I literally can't even."""
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"I lied to my wife about what I was doing. I told her I was laminating copies of my newest novel. But that was only a cover for my story."
"Theres plenty of fish in the sea. Theres loads of trash at the dump. Theres tons of bones in a skeleton. Bugs are everywhere."
"TIL Billy Mays served in the US military It wasn't for long though it was only 1999."
"What are you doing? I'm trying to call Washington! Oh haven't you heard? He's dead!"
"Hey @realDonaldTrump, try pressing the caps lock key... @realDonaldTrump: O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!"
"Kisses are like real estate .... Location Location Location"
"What's a Rastafari's least favourite product? Roundup, because it kills the *weed*!"
"Why did the walrus go to the tupperware party? To find a tight seal"
"What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack"