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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a hormone? You don't pay her"

"When you get a 3D printer, don't mess around. Go straight to printing money."

"A guy stopped me on the street today and tried to sell me a coffin... I said ""That's the last thing I need"""

"I was going to take another trip to the pencil museum but decided it was pointless."

"I don't understand why banks keep their pens chained to the counter If I trust you with my money, then you should trust me with your pen!"

"Why did the skeleton knew that it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, Idiot (Wow didnt see that coming did you *wink*)"

"My friend made a joke about terrorist hijacking planes I rated it 9/11"

"What is Jabba the Hut's middle name? the"

"What's the difference between a gun and a penis? One is used to kill brats, the other makes brats."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an onion."