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Joke of the Day

"Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant ""Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?"". The lady replied ""No but I'll straighten anyone's teeth """

"What is it called when a man molests with each release? Per version."

"Like it or not... That's how Facebook works."

"[3 dads circling new neighbor on their bikes] ""im not looking for any trouble"" all three dads in unison: HI NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE IM DAD"

"The best joke of all... ...is the number of this sub's subscribers"

"Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill areas. I'll show myself out"

"I'm not only glad that toothpaste was invented I'm enamelled by it."

"I was walking down the street earlier and saw two kids fighting As an adult I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."

"What is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of google."

"I'm starting a new sport where people race on sea horses. I call it, ""Aquastrianism."""