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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay guy who gives bad blow jobs? A tooth fairy."

"I'm on a seafood diet... Anything I see, I eat"

"Interviewer: ""Are you proficient with Microsoft Office?"" Interviewee: ""Word."""

"I went to the largest campsite in germany it was mein kampf by blitz creek"

"If a cougar left her teeth next to my bed in a glass of water was that a tip? Do I have to change the water? Do I feed them like goldfish?"

"I like to tell people my wife was top of her class until she learned about drugs in college. She got her degree in pharmacy and was in the top 5 in her graduating class."

"Did you hear about the race between the two decapitated heads? I heard they were neck and neck"

"Girl: ""Hey, whats up?"" Boy: ""If I tell you, will you sit on it?"" "

"I hate people who don't know the difference between ""you're"" and ""your"". There so stupid."

"""Doctor, doctor! I think I'm going deaf."" ""Well, describe the symptoms for me."" said the Doctor. ""Alright,"" said the patient ""Well, Marge has blue hair and Homer's bald."""