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Joke of the Day
"Unlike Rick Astley, this tweet is likely to let you down."
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"There's nothing funny about leaked celebrity nudes Which is good because it's hard to masturbate while laughing."
"What do hand grenades and wives have in common? Remove the ring and your house is gone."
"What do you call a person who wears adult diapers? Ehh, it depends."
"I got asked out by 7 girls today... I was in the girls washroom."
"Researchers say men are 3 times more likely to be the first to say ""I love you"", than women. In our defence, ladies, we don't mean it"
"Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste"
"When I was younger MTV actually played videos. That's what the M stands for. Music. Not Maternity, Motherhood or Moron."
"I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around"
"What do you call the second-most hated politician in America? Madam President."