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Joke of the Day
"What do hand grenades and wives have in common? Remove the ring and your house is gone."
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"Charles Dickens walks into a bar... and orders a Martini. The bartender asks,""Olive or twist?"""
"Why did the chicken run into a well? Because it didn't see that well."
"What's Bill Clinton's drug of choice? Blow."
"Did you hear about the new rating scale for how colorblind someone is? Its called the greyscale"
"Q: Why don't blonde's like audio-books? A: There aren't any pictures."
"Is your food spicy Sir ? No smoke always comes out of my ears !"
"Why chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."
"I figured out how to talk to girls Just walk up to them and press A."
"TIL that 4/3 people... Struggle with fractions"