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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste"
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"Did you hear the one where a father told his kid to quit masturbating or he'd go blind? His kid said, ""Dad, I'm over here!"""
"Q: Why did the little refrigerator salute the big refrigerator? A: Because he was General Electric."
"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash? Whites occasionally get into a colored wash."
"Valentine's Day is nothing but a commercialized holiday created by pharmaceutical companies to get lonely singles to buy antidepressants."
"Well, I've been clean 6 days now. This 'showering' thing is amazing."
"What does a pirate from Boston say? Aaahhh."
"Sometimes having an extra chromosome... really gets me down"
"Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair? Because it was a wrecked tangle"
"The liquid inside a fire hydrant is H^2O, but the liquid on the outside is K9P. Courtesy of schnauzers-rule.com"