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Joke of the Day
"Says the emo-candle ... Says the emo-candle to the other emo-candle: Wanna go out with me?"
Next Joke
"Hello 911? ""What's your emergency?"" You work in a building? ""Yes"" Inside? ""Yes WHAT'S YOUR EM-"" So you're saying 911's an inside job?!"
"What's the difference between Michael phelps and hitler... Michael phelps can finish a race"
"Do all black people have a problem with slavery? Or just mine?"
"My apartment was starting to smell bad so I bought myself a candle. It just makes scents."
"The Dalai Lama enters a Pizza Shop and asks Can you make me one with everything?"
"I recently found out that I'm colorblind... It came out of the purple."
"A termite walks into a bar He says, ""is the bar tender here?"""
"Shout-out to my grandma Because that's the only way she can hear me."
"Why did the chicken go to the bathroom? That's where all the cocks hang out."