28921
Joke of the Day
"Trump has just been debriefed about the aliens in area 51 he wants them deported immediately"
Next Joke
"Hey do you like bowpha? Bowpha deez nutts"
"Hi, I'm starting a support group for people who have trouble reaching orgasm... If you can't cum let me know."
"This sub is great for learning new jokes Repetition is the first law of learning"
"[high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude"
"What is it called when an exchange student goes to Malaysia? Euthanasia."
"What do you call two doctors with colds? An ironic paradox."
"What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo? A hit-the-spotimus."
"I totally understand how batteries feel... ...because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"Why are math students so skinny? Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)"