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Joke of the Day
"I misspelled armageddon the other day... But I guess it's not the end of the world"
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"The janitor lady for my apartment building asked me out on a date & said she had some weed. I told her I'm not into high maintenance women."
"I've said it before and I'll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don't call it Liam then what is even the point of you"
"A distraught farmer asked a preacher what would happen if he killed a beaver who had begun working near the canal by his farm. ""Damned if you do, dammed if you don't."""
"diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any."
"I accidentally dropped my girlfriends epilepsy medication in the washing machine... ...now her clothes don't fit anymore"
"What do rattlesnakes and condoms have in common? I don't fuck with either of them!"
"When you have a relationship with a positive person.. You usually get aids"
"I saw a woman with 12 breasts. Sounds strange, dozen tit?"
"[sign outside butcher shop: POLISH SAUSAGES - ASK US] ME: Yes, I'm here about the sausage polishing job?"