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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about a Trmp versus Clinton election? One of them has to lose."
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"How do you know if you have a high sperm count? If she has to chew before she swallows."
"A Brit, a Spaniard and a Dutch walk into a bar.. .. unfortunately the Icelander couldn't come, he's still in the European Championship."
"Half of these jokes were around when Jesus played fullback for Jerusalem."
"The worst part about being a billionaire... ...is people thinking you said ""millionaire""."
"LPT: The best time to stand behind someone is when they are watching something that makes them think it is their imagination."
"How do you stop a baby from walking in circles? Pin its other hand to the ground."
"Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are."
"I hired a golf pro to tell me what's wrong with my tee shots He said I was standing too close to the ball, after I hit it."
"What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..? 1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge"