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Joke of the Day
"How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus? Social net twerking"
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"A man is at the gates of hell. Satan: Your card please, so you may enter. Man: *swipes card* Satan: It's a chip."
"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go in a store without Robin"
"Today I spanked the wrong woman at BDSM party Oops, wrong sub"
"One Last Humiliation: The CIA Just Bungled An Attempt To Drop A Piano On Fidel Castro's Funeral Procession Luckily, It only cost them a grand."
"I bet the inventor of puppets has one hell of a creepy backstory."
"Confidence A driverless car company announced that they will not sell their product to people who have less than five years' driving experience."
"customers who viewed SHIMMERING LIGHTS OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS, also viewed THEIR FEET HELPLESSLY MOVING TOWARDS THE DARKNESS OF THE WOODS"
"Lets just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of chips we're getting when we open the can"
"Why did Eva Braun dislike giving Hitler blowjobs? Because he left a Nazi taste in her mouth."