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Joke of the Day

"One Last Humiliation: The CIA Just Bungled An Attempt To Drop A Piano On Fidel Castro's Funeral Procession Luckily, It only cost them a grand."

"You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Aren't you glad I didn't say banana?"

"What do you do if you get a peanut stuck in your ear ? Pour in a little chocolate and it comes out a treat."

"Doc : You have been diagnosed with obesity. Me : Yeah it runs in my family. Doc : Nobody runs in your family, you fat fuck."

"I can't find a reason to vote for the (D) or (R) candidate for President, and now Libertarian Gary Johnson's campaign slogan, 'Feel the Johnson' just rubs me the wrong way."

"Fat women are like hydrogen single and abundant"

"A SEO expert walks into a bar Bar, bars, pub, lounge, restaurant, beer garden, nightclub, mini bar, bar stool, tavern, beer, wine, whisky"

"Myth: Have kids close in age. It gets easier and they'll have a friend to play with Fact: They'll fight. Every hour. Every day."

"A man was killed with a starter pistol today Police think it might have been race related."