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Joke of the Day
"What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice Belt"
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"What do electricians get for Christmas? Shorts!"
"Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn't stop that murder."
"A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha, ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""
"If an object falls at 500ft/s how far must Mohammed run to escape the blast?"
"The Brazil v Germany game last night... ...the most embarrassing semi since I watched Brokeback Mountain with the wife."
"Homosexuals please help me. I think my hamsters are gay. How do I let them know it's okay?"
"""Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him."""
"Most people have 32 teeth, some have 10. It's simple meth."