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Joke of the Day
"What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice Belt"
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"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"
"I heard it took at least two elephants to make the keys on my antique piano I had no idea they were capable of such delicate work."
"What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia? An offer you can't understand."
"I wonder how smart I'd be if my brain were as good at remembering anything as it is at remembering every humiliating thing I've ever done"
"This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from vegetarian club I was confused, I'd never met herbivore"
"What's White and Sticky? Glue."
"My friend's wife asked him, if she died tomorrow, when would he start sleeping with other women? He said, ""about three years ago."""
"The American Dental Association recently awarded their ""Dentist of the Year"" award once again. But all it is is a little plaque."
"if darth vader hadn't gotten a job working for palpatine, what would have been his backup plan? anakin dogwalker"