97038

Joke of the Day

"A man gets on a bus and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. ""Ha, ha!"" says the nun, removing her costume. ""I'm the bus driver!"""

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? one's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean"

"Can you stop making holocaust jokes? My grandfather died in Auschwitz He fell out of a guard tower."

"So I'm going to start a business offering landscaping, painting, moving and other handy man services called Manuel labor"

"What's the difference between the Chinese and Germans? The Chinese rike and the Germans Reich."

"I get turned on whenever I eat greek dips... ...I think I'm a hummusexual."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it."

"I'm no expert, but I would guess the internet really affected encyclopedia sales."

"How do you get a hotdog to dance? You put Mustard on the beat"

"My girlfriend was voted most likely to succeed And it happened. She sucks my seed every night."