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Joke of the Day

"Homosexuals please help me. I think my hamsters are gay. How do I let them know it's okay?"

"What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft? A-flat minor (or a broken piano)"

"I have a special place in my heart. For blood and vessels and stuff."

"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am."

"18 is TOO young to get married! You can't even buy booze at 18! If you can't buy booze, how the hell are you gonna make a marriage work?!?"

"As a gay man with a background in the arts, there's precious little to keep me occupied in prison. To be honest, I just get bored."

"What's green, has a cape, and flies? Super Pickle!"

"What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS? They really scared the Shiite outa me!"

"Lesbian Eskimo? Klondyke."

"Original Yo Momma? (I think, please verify) Yo mommas so fat, shes being traded on the oil futures market!"