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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a girl with two dicks right by her face? Cockeyed. Thought of this one in LA traffic! Hope I made it up..."

"My mother taught me about reverse osmosis. ""Shut your mouth and eat your dinner."""

"Have you heard how busy the Samsung customer care lines are? Their phones are blowin' up!"

"Why did darren willson quickscope michael brown? He was black."

"2016 Denial 2017 Anger 2018 Bargaining 2019 Depression 2020 Acceptance"

"What kind of bee can never make up its mind? A maybe"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, was the dwarfs' mother high when she named them all?"

"Why should women only masturbate with these two fingers? *holds up middle and ring finger* Because they're mine!"

"Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. Don't over-share. HI I'M A NERVOUS POOPER. ... Nailed it!"

"The Sahara desert walks into a bar. The barman says ""long time no sea."""