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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard how busy the Samsung customer care lines are? Their phones are blowin' up!"
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"World's shortest mathematical joke Let 0"
"I don't care what the FBI says, America's most wanted still sounds like an honor."
"Argon walks into a bar... The barman says ""Get the hell out!"" Argon doesn't react."
"Children Are Hereditary Children are hereditary... if your parents were not able to have any children, chances are you won't be able to either."
"If you watch The Matrix backwards, a young man slowly comes down from a wild acid trip before returning to his low-level tech job."
"A man walks into a doctors office A man walks into a doctors office and says Man: ""Doctor, Doctor! I have 5 penises!!"" Doctor: ""That's amazing! How do your pants fit?!"" Man: ""Like a glove."""
"What do Brazilian cats speak? Purr-tuguese"
"My crazy great Grandma My Great Grandma is 104, and she said to me: ""If the good die young, I MUST BE TERRIBLE"""
"My 5th grade teacher said my life would never be worth anything but my wife paid a homeless man $3 to kill me so suck it Mrs. Jacobsen"