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Joke of the Day

"Children Are Hereditary Children are hereditary... if your parents were not able to have any children, chances are you won't be able to either."

"Did you hear about the 50yo who couldn't deliver a baby? She was having a midwife crisis."

"Tried to make a video seductively licking the frosting from an Oreo, but got excited and ate the whole thing. Twenty times."

"Don't trust Bernie Sanders... A Jew wanting to break up the banks doesn't make sense *not meant in any way that would be seen as prejudice *obligatory post trigger warning"

"A girl told me her exact age."

"Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No but he had lots of trans-sisters!"

"A man with Deja vu walks into a bar."

"A nose walks into a bar The bartender said ""I can't serve you, you are already off your face"

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"

"Men who shave their arms and legs probably shave their vaginas as well."