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Joke of the Day

"Children Are Hereditary Children are hereditary... if your parents were not able to have any children, chances are you won't be able to either."

"[interview] Ok, don't let them know you're naked ""Why are you naked?"" dammit"

"What did onlookers say to the Wright Brothers as they took off? BYE PLANE"

"What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day? Ten-ish."

"Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool so I decided to give him a glass of water."

"If I hear a bang when I'm driving I just assume I broke the sound barrier. Not sure where all these dents are coming from though."

"To my friend who I cheat at cards against: I'm sorry, but I think uno me well enough."

"If your mother-in-law and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose... would you go to lunch or a movie?"

"How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!"

"*At a clothing store* Worker: Do you need any help sir? Me: *Mixes ""No, I'm good"" & ""No, I'm just looking""* Me:""No, I'm just good looking"""