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Joke of the Day

"*At a clothing store* Worker: Do you need any help sir? Me: *Mixes ""No, I'm good"" & ""No, I'm just looking""* Me:""No, I'm just good looking"""

"What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor."

"How Would You Describe the A.I. for a Robotic Dog? A bitch to program."

"Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution."

"My Favorite Blonde Joke Having sex with a blonde is kinda like sitting down onto a warm toilet seat. It feels nice, but you gotta wonder who was there before you."

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"

"A man takes his dog to the vet... The veterinarian asks what the dogs name is. The man replies ""This is my boy, Rodger."" The veterinarian then replies ""Oh, so the mothers a bitch?"""

"What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire? ""My ears are burning!"""

"Grammar Nazis have typo negative blood."

"Food trucks: Because the problem with most grilled cheese sandwiches is you don't spend 20 minutes breathing exhaust."