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Joke of the Day

"[interview] Ok, don't let them know you're naked ""Why are you naked?"" dammit"

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he 'kneaded' a shit."

"Behind every great man is a great woman. Way behind. Because men are faster."

"It just occurred to me that you could substitute Miranda rights for wedding vows. Verbatim"

"If your vagina or dick were to be an animal, what would it be? Just curious and looking for laughs lol."

"It's a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green."

"A Reddit mod deleting their account during controversy and creating a new one is like... the Reddit CEO"

"Why does Donald Trump close his eyes during sex? So he can imagine he's masturbating."

"The Internet. The internet: Where Men are Men, Women are Women, and children are the FBI..."

"My relationship status: Waiting for a miracle."