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Joke of the Day

"[interview] Ok, don't let them know you're naked ""Why are you naked?"" dammit"

"She *blows into Nintendo cartridge* took *blows into Nintendo cartridge* the *blows into Nintendo cartridge* kids"

"I was thinking that 6 years for your masters was a long time... But black people used to work 60 years for theirs."

"Robocop is my favorite actor. How come he was never nominated?"

"How do you measure love? In hertz!"

"Daughter: Daddy, why do I have to go to bed so early? Me: Because we have had enough of you for today"

"My ship has sailed, now I am waiting for the UFO."

"*re-dials* Hey girl, before I come over, did you say you were in a jacuzzi or the yakuza?"

"Why do the ladies love Jesus? He's hung like this. (Stretch out arms.) Really one that you have to tell in person, but it's my favorite."

"Do you know what a woman says in the bedroom when she sees a big dick? No, me neither."