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Joke of the Day
"What's Serena Williams' favorite time of day? Ten-ish."
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"The Navy should develop something based on ""gaydar"" that would allow ships & planes to recognize approaching objects."
"United Airlines just tried to charge me $25 for the bags under my eyes."
"What's black white and red all over Michael Jackson in a blender."
"I thought I was listening to a Maroon 5 song on the radio when I realized that the radio is off and I need to have my brakes changed."
"Going to mass is basically just like a dog being trained A guy tells you to sit and stand and sit and stand, and at the end they give you a snack"
"What do prime numbers and white girls have in common? They literally can't even."
"A starfish has five arms. An anablep has four eyes. An octopus has three hearts. And you've got two faces."
"I like my women like I like my cod Battered"
"What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."