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Joke of the Day

"What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge? ""Define intervention."" Came up with this today at work."

"Two guys walk into a bar... ""Ouch!"""

"COP:Do u know how fast u were going ME: The posted speed limit, 495 COP: Sir that's the route number, i don't even know how I caught up to u"

"Air & Sex Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"If you use a lighter on a cigar, a man will smoke for a day If you use a lighter on a man, he'll smoke for the rest of his life."

"This cracked me up at work tonight! Did you hear about the famous actress that slit her throat tonight? What's her name? Reese... Reese Witherspoon? No with a knife"

"I was going to look for my missing watch. but I could never find the time."

"Pardon me while I slip into something a little more... unconscious."

"I Read Something In The Newspaper A few days ago, there was an article in the newspaper obituaries titled ""Survivor of Nazi Death Train Dies"" ... I guess he's not a survivor anymore."

"I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand It's 7"