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Joke of the Day
"What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? ""Hey what's eating you?"""
Next Joke
"Any room can be a panic room if she tells you ""we need to talk"""
"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""Through a window"" is not the correct answer! thanks user/TheLuckyBarkeep"
"So the Dalai Llama walks into a pizza place... ... and says, ""make me one with everything"""
"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a caterpillar Don't worry you'll soon change !"
"Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew? He has thrust issues."
"What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey."
"What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs? a condescending con descending."
"Turns out today is Star Wars day... May the fourth be with you."
"How many people live in the lower part of Italy? There are literally Sicilians."