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Joke of the Day

"What's faster than a black man with your TV? His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*"

"It's better to be a worldwide alcoholic, than an Alcoholic Anonymous."

"It sounded like someone on a moped was approaching but it turned out to be 1,000 bees on a regular bicycle."

"The second fastest thing in a bathroom is the speed in which your butt-hole closes after a log comes out, but what is the fastest thing in a bathroom? The drop of water that makes it in."

"What do you call a man with no body and no nose? Nobody knows..."

"Anyone hear what Russia is eating for Christmas? Turkey... Too soon?"

"A man played Justin Bieber to force an attacking bear to run off. He was treated for his injuries, then arrested for cruelty to animals."

"""Raiders"" are changing their name to ""Tampons"" They're only good for one period and only have one string"

"Did you hear about the pair of university professors who got sued for sexual harassment? They were two lecturers."

"English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought though."