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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind deer? No-eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? *Still* no-eye deer."

"Boob Job What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts? Ans: Silicon Valley."

"I was gonna put on my watch. But I didn't have the time."

"How to ruin a joke: By reposting it several times in less than an hour"

"""Raccoons""? Oh, you mean garbage pandas?"

"Did you know that if you squint at a cat and it squints back, it's the cat's way of saying ""What the f are you looking at?!"""

"What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids"

"I hate it when people stare at me and don't say anything I mean if you want an autograph or a picture just ask."

"What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop? An amish driveby"

"A Chinese man goes to the doctor because of failing eyesight. DR. ""Mr. wong it looks like you have a cataract."" Mr. Wong "" No no I drive Rincon."""