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Joke of the Day

"People are obsessed with this storm but in ten years no one will talk about it anymore, which is why they named it after the movie Juno."

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today ""Woo, sounds fun."" Dozen tit!"

"How do the ladies get Batman to come? Ask Lt. Gordon to turn on the bat-signal. Get your mind out of the gutter."

"Holiday sex is the best sex ever..... That was the hardest postcard from my wife to read!"

"3 women went to a bar... And they wanted to know how lose they are.. * The first one slid in a hotdog * The second slid in a cucumber * And the third one went down the bar stool"

"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve your kind here!"" And the mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi!"""

"What's big, black and steals you credit card? Sony Playstation 3"

"How do you make a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven at ~~three fifty~~ tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened."

"My stainless steel scissor rusted How ironic."

"An Indian man died after hearing the price of pulses. The Doctor wrote ""high pulse rate"" as the cause of death."