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Joke of the Day

"What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? My cock while I'm doing it."

"I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, ""you're racist for clicking on this joke""."

"I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high She told me she's tired of my repost BS and divorced me. It was definitely a surprise."

"Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream? Someone threw a fridge at her."

"I have way less energy than your average haunted doll."

"While browsing my local sex shop I ended up meeting the love of my life... She even came with batteries too!"

"If humans were chickens, the French Revolution would've been a lot funnier... because after cutting someone's head off, their headless body would run around a few times."

"Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box She sat on Pinocchio's nose and said ""Lie to me bitch!"""

"Son, when you were born I promised you that I would make sure that you would be a household name. So you see, that's why I named you Kleenex."

"I was at the doctor... I was at the doctor getting my rectum checked and I asked him ""Where do I put my pants?"" He said, ""Over there by mine."""