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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life? A philosorapper"

"Why do hipsters drink their Jello? They want to have it before it's cool."

"What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time? dinosore"

"I changed my relationship status to ""I'm sharpening my knives"" on Facebook so my boyfriend's family will never come visit"

"Facebook has made me hate birthdays more than funerals."

"What room does a ghost not need? A living room"

"My gym bag is so funny. Today it was like ""What does the outside of your car trunk look like?"" and ""What's a gym?"""

"I met an obsessive-compulsive sodomite once. He was anal-retentive."

"I don't enjoy winning against The God of Thunder... He is always a Thor loser."

"Surround yourself with people that can't handle their alcohol, so you can drink theirs after they pass out."