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Joke of the Day

"Olympic Results for Sailing are out: The British have taken the Gold medal. The French have taken the Silver medal. The Somalians have taken the boats."

"What do you call 20 lesbians in a tree? A Country"

"How does a gay guy remove a condom? He farts"

"Do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period."

"I told my dad I lost my virginity... He said ""You were on bottom?... Then you really fucked up""."

"A man was in a supermarket.... and he saw a man. He went up to him and said ""I know you from somewhere, are you famous?"" The man replies ""no no no... I'm famYOU""."

"It sucks how if you say hi to someone once, you're now committed to saying hi to them the rest of your entire life."

"Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster."

"What's the best thing about blowjob? A moment of silence..."

"A termite walks into a bar and says, ""Where is the bar tender?"""