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Joke of the Day
"I told my dad I lost my virginity... He said ""You were on bottom?... Then you really fucked up""."
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"What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup? Erdogone"
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use some lube"
"I asked my kids today if they felt we spent enough time together and they both texted back that we did so I guess we are all good."
"You're like that person playing Pictionary who draws something terribly and just keeps circling it."
"""Dr. Oz"" sounds like the guy you'd buy shrooms from in community college."
"Only three things are infinite The universe, human stupidity, and the winrar trial period."
"Hacker 1: She wrote her password recovery questions. H2: So? H1: ""Fav Law of Thermodynamics?"" There's more than one? H2: F this. Who's next?"
"How do you get a redneck to give a dog a blowjob? Dip the dog's dick in ranch dressing."
"What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !"