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Joke of the Day
"Why does bread not have eyebrows? Because it's bread."
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"Barry decided that because he had talked himself out of suicide every other day, today he would do it. Poor fucker always did take opposite day a bit too seriously."
"Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head."
"So today's my wife's birthday... I went out and bought her some flowers and a vibrator. That's so if she doesn't like the flowers she can go fuck herself."
"What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism? A Stunted Stunt Stunter."
"What is the speed limit of sex? 68, because any faster and you'll flip over and eat it."
"Our generation doesn't knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we're outside."
"Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie? He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand."
"Have you heard about the corduroy pillows They were so famous they made headlines."
"How do you get a free flight at an airport? Take the stairs."