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Joke of the Day
"Have you noticed that the ""&"" symbol looks like a guy dragging his ass across the floor?"
Next Joke
"There is nothing funnier than yelling ""SHE'S STEALING MY BABY!"" at a mom having a hard time with her kid in public."
"What is small furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !"
"What's the difference between mono and herpes? You get mono from snatching a kiss........"
"Coworker: You're very immature. Me: You're very observant."
"I farted in a Apple Store Too bad they didn't have any *windows*."
"How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb? nun"
"Some people say I'm a dreamer But my therapist calls them night terrors"
"I hate flossing This morning, I brushed for literally twenty minutes just to put off flossing. My hair has never looked better."
"You legally aren't married until someone says, ""haha but seriously"" in their wedding speech."