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Joke of the Day
"How can I draw attention to the fact this skirt is too long? AHEM!"
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"It's cool how when people tell us about their dreams that were the weirdest/most beautiful thing they've ever seen we're like ""UGH BORING"""
"I was gonna submit a gay joke, BUTT fuck it..."
"What do you call a confidence game within a confidence game within (yet another) confidence game? Conception"
"So an Irish guy walks out of a bar (Pause for effect)"
"This Facebook is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account."
"What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat."
"""I'm calling you because you're easy."" ""You're not even very good."" ""You're just the best I can do this late."" Dominos: ""Your order, Sir?"""
"Ten years from now mankind will be illiterate, and we'll only communicate through pictures of our breakfasts."
"Watching an episode of Star Trek (original series) and my 8 year old says the uniforms remind her of The Wiggles. I can't unsee it now"