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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rapper will killer abs? 6Pac"
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"I have a tenuous grasp on the English language. Shakespeare? That dude's grasp on the English language was, like... twelveuous."
"The milkman A man comes home to his wife and says 'apparently the milkman has slept with every woman on this street except one', his wife replies 'I bet it's that stuck up cow at number 12'"
"No matter how hard you try to push that envelope It will still be stationery. ^edit: ^spelling..."
"If you've never tried to use ""the force"" to get a an out-of-reach remote control, you're probably not as lazy as me."
"Bears think if you're lying down motionless, you're dead. So every day, the first bear to wake up thinks its entire family is dead. Tragic."
"No matter how hard you push the envelope it's still stationary. thanks dad!"
"A Jewish joke (as told by Sigmund Freud) One Jew says to another, ""Have you taken a bath?"" The other replies: ""No. Is one missing?"" From *Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious*"
"Dear President Kennedy, is it cool if we start asking what our country can do for us yet?"
"Tiger turned into Bulldog Men:1 Your dog is very healthy...looks like a tiger ! Owner: This is a not a dog ,it is a tiger.but it looks like a dog because of AIDS."