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Joke of the Day

"The milkman A man comes home to his wife and says 'apparently the milkman has slept with every woman on this street except one', his wife replies 'I bet it's that stuck up cow at number 12'"

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a Holy Shit they're done!"

"I walk with a limp so people think I have a gun in my boot. And because I sprained my ankle running away from a moth."

"The doctor said I have Type A blood But it was a Type O"

"ME: [screaming into the void] THE VOID: please untag me from this thread"

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it."

"How did the Egyptian go broke? He got caught up in a pyramid scheme."

"There's a thin line between ""I should tweet about that"" and ""I should talk to a therapist about that."""

"If iron man is a superhero what's iron woman? a command"

"TIL unvaccinated children are less likely to be autistic Because they are more likely to be dead"