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Joke of the Day
"My post is low effort It does not take much work to type this post."
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"What's Tom Brady's favorite sport? Softball."
"17 yo didn't do chores last night. I delete all songs on iPod and replace them with the theme song to Scooby Doo. Enjoy the bus to school."
"Ever hear the one about the welfare moocher who used his government payoffs to live on lobster and steak? It was Donald Trump."
"I stepped on two raccoons today, but I'm just gonna play it cool and wear them as slippers for the rest of my life."
"This looks like a job for.. *I rip open my jacket* Jacket Repair Man! *I sew my jacket back together*"
"I'm trying to get down to my original weight... 7lbs 3oz."
"What brand of computer is best at singing? A Dell"
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"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."