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Joke of the Day

"Michael Jackson was just so innocent and childlike... After a show he'd go home and just blow bubbles..."

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Eggs can't cum."

"Gene Therapy The act of watching Gene Wilder films to cope with the loss of Gene Wilder. This is the place for wordplay, right?"

"What has four legs and goes 'Boo'? A cow with a cold."

"I've easily spent 12% of my life chuckling at my own jokes and being grossed out by my own body. Also, I like random percentages."

"what do you call a Canadian alien? ehh lmao"

"What math class should feminists take? Triggernomics"

"I found a dead girl on the golf course It was a difficult shot, but I was able to chip it over her head and right up onto the green."

"I was just making a sandwich when I thought to myself, So, there is a downside to divorce'."

"My favourite part about amazingly hot, energetic, passionate sex. Is being able to rewind the tape & watch it again."