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Joke of the Day

"My favourite part about amazingly hot, energetic, passionate sex. Is being able to rewind the tape & watch it again."

"My Brother had to give up Tap Dancing recently. He kept falling into the sink!"

"Natural Rights - opposite of natural lefts"

"If an atheist vegan does crossfit... Which one do they talk about first?"

"This one time, I cried, when my dad chopped up Onions. I loved Onions, she was such a nice, sweet, little puppy"

"Why does Saturday stink? Because it has a turd in it."

"What program do Jedi use to PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"Che: ""Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?"" Me: [picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle] ""Independence."""

"What do you call someone who studied from the greatest teachers in the country, met the greatest scientists, academicians, friends in the country? Donald Trump"

"Have you heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering whether or not there really is a dog."