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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a Canadian alien? ehh lmao"
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"Forever tricking animals into thinking I'm patting them when really I'm just wiping crumbs off of my hands into their fur"
"Sad iPad Why was the iPad sad? Someone took a bite out of its Apple."
"Just buckled a bottle of Tito's Vodka into the backseat of my car, so I obviously know what it's like to be a mom."
"Why does nobody like a rich stone? Because he takes everything for granite."
"I killed 3 men yesterday... All 5 of them were black."
"She believed me when i said concentration camps were for people with Attention Deficit Disorder."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh^im ^so ^sorry"
"What do you call a Robert on a stick? A keBob!"
"My ex still misses me... Yesterday I narrowly dodged a .22 round discharged at long range."