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Joke of the Day
"What happens to a tipped cow? They can't MOOve"
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"What did the redneck say to his sister? Oooh yeah, baby!"
"A guy walks into a bar. .. He's in critical condition."
"The man who invented auto-correct has died. May he restaurant in piece."
"What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit? Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something."
"one liner: a dyslexic tells a joke two Jews walk into a bra"
"I've decided to name my penis Napoleon... ...because there's a big misconception that it's short, but it's actually average sized"
"How many architects does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task."
"Just had an awful drive home. I was forced to ride side by side with another car for 5 minutes. We managed to avoid eye contact, but still."
"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders."