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Joke of the Day

"I've decided to name my penis Napoleon... ...because there's a big misconception that it's short, but it's actually average sized"

"Why did the condom leave so quickly? Because it got pissed off."

"On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday."

"how can you tell if someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll fucking tell you."

"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Concentrated."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t but I think you're even cuter !"

"Bought $200 sunglasses. Lost them in 15 minutes. Bought Walmart sunglasses. Had them for 238 years."

"I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me... Every day I'm seeing less and less of her. ` ` ^^~not ^^my ^^joke"

"Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods."

"I can't wait til there's a chalk outline filter"