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Joke of the Day
"The man who invented auto-correct has died. May he restaurant in piece."
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"I came across something really weird last night... I think she was half-goat or something?"
"Why are Astronauts seen as condescending? Because all they do is look down at people."
"[dismissed from jury duty because I kept coughing loudly the words 'bribe me']"
"What did the 1 gay guy say to the other gay guy in a bar? Can I push in your stool."
"How do you find a drug dealer donkey? Just follow his coke mules."
"If Jesus is the Lamb of God? Does that mean mary had a little lamb?"
"How do Asians see the world? In widescreen."
"Squirrels nature's speed bumps."
"SEX TIP!!!! If you want to meet new women, stand outside a sex change clinic!"