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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call A Blank Piece Of Paper? WOMEN'S RIGHTS!!!"
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"A baby whale asks his father, ""Dad, where did I come from?"" The father replies, ""Well, I put my semen into your mother's vagina, and then you were born!"" ""Thanks, dad."" ""You're whalecum."""
"I appreciate the transparency Domino's pizza tracker provides, but updates like ""Carl dropped your pizza"" & ""5 second rule"" are a bit much."
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking."
"Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really."
"My bike wheel really surprised me the other day. It spoke"
"My dad was going out. He told me to watch the fire I said ""no thanks, I've seen it before"""
"People say I'm condescending That means I talk down to people."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !"
"If you are going to send me boob pics, try and save them in the right image format. As a Nerd it's a major turnoff to get a .bmp"