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Joke of the Day
"I recently found out that marriage is actually a sport... 50% of the time the parents ruin it."
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"What do people with aspergers Do in the bathroom? They take an aspie"
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're unfunny and very efficient."
"40 Theoretical physicists walk into a bar Or did they?"
"Fastening a pendant around my son's neck before dying for him, ""Keep this always. The audience won't recognize you as an adult without it"""
"Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it."
"What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot? Pretzalcoatl"
"I walked briskly to the nearest safe haven as I was being chased by the hood on my jacket."
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? Because he's a fucking creep"
"What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common? They all went down on a President."