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Joke of the Day
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're unfunny and very efficient."
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"A woman walks in to a bar and asks for a Double Entendre... ...So the bartender gave her one."
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"r/worldnews right now (Removed)"
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"Exit signs. They are on their way out."
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