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Joke of the Day
"How does a mathematician deal with constipation? He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out"
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"Two fish are in a tank.. One turns to the other and asked ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"A Rabbit's foot is considered good luck! A Camel's toe should be considered really good luck!!"
"Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair? They just pray the gray away"
"I asked a friend of mine who cheats on his spouse how he sleeps at night. He responded ""With your wife, John"""
"Why do birds suddenly appear/every time you are near/just like me they long to be/eating your sandwich"
"How to stop an unwanted DM. Hi, how are you? Me: Well, my ex has me on a wanted list because I'm a psychotic cow, how are you?"
"I heard abortion was really a race issue. There is no gray area its all black and white."
"what if spiderman shot spaghetti out of his wrists instead of webbing and worked at the olive garden"
"Flight to Vegas...guy in front of me has a bouquet made up of dollar bills. Pro Tip: That stripper will never marry you bro."